All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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