so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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