it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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