When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i think my cat just said my name.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
