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say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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