when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Crop dusting thru forever 21
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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