I love black thongs
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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