I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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