Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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