Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do vagina's smell?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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