he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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