even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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