Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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