1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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