I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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