shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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