Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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