she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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