Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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