i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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