Where are you?
In a non slutty way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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