DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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