weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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