HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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