You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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