Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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