that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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