i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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