the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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