I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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