i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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