ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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