just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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