butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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