Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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