Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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