I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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