I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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