When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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