i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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