I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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