I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Small penises have feelings too.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i now understand why vodka
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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