Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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