I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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