GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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