Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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