I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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