Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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