Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
whose parrot is this?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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