I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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