: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
