after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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