if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
is it fun? or sober?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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