Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I party with great urgency now.
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